With me, no one can win. I am an evil twin. Cigarettes are losers.
Many people believe that smokers are losers. They do not appreciate the smell of the fumes. They do not like the litter of cigarette butts. They believe cigarettes cause fires in homes and forests and business places. How can cigarette alone cause a fire? It takes a loser to toss a cigarette into something flammable. Many people believe that cigarettes take a heavy toll on public medical benefits. Cigarette thinks taxes should be paid directly to it. Many people believe smoking is a personal choice that affects others negatively. Who are they? What could they know? How can cigarette hurt them? They are welcome to get out of cigarette’s space. Why should smokers care what others think? Cigarette loves smokers for all of the wrong reasons. Cigarette does not want anyone to win. Cigarette loves losers. Cigarette wants everyone to smoke. It does not care what others think. It does not discriminate against losers. Cigarette welcomes new addicts. It does not turn anyone away. Cigarette makes money from smokers. Cigarettes stink for a living. Cigarettes bring along some side effects. Who doesn’t have baggage? Cigarette thinks it looks pretty cool. So what if everyone else thinks cigarette is a fool? Who are the losers? Who are they? Cigarette is not the right answer.